Only The Sales Page Can Be Translated (The Rest of the Site is in English)
Attention: It's sarcasm people. We're not really jerks!
"A Membership So Exclusive...You Will Want TO Keep It Your Little Secret!
You've Just Discovered The Secret That Is Making Online Marketers Rich...Effortlessly!"
Today
a rare opportunity exists to join an internet marketing
community that will become your friends and allies in finally creating the
profitable online business you deserve...
"The
Rich–Jerks.com Elite Alliance”
The
200 members of this private internet marketing community have given
me special permission to unlock the doors for only 100 new members...
"It took me 8 Years to find this place!"
Listen to an Audio Testimonial sent in from Denise
(her forum name is bdjohnson)
Denise
"The Robin Hood of Internet Marketing"
When I first joined the Rich-Jerks.com in 2005 I was making around 4 Dollar Per Month in AdSense Earning. Thanks to Noah and the acclaimed Rich-Jerks.com Elite Alliance my AdSense Earning are now literally in the thousands.
Noah has always provided a service that is not only inexpensive, it is a level of quality that is rare to find on the Internet today. I would recommend his programs to any aspiring Internet Marketer out there who needs some honest and sincere help without having to deal with the hype.
Noah is the Robin Hood of Internet Marketing exposing the "so-called Guru's" for what they really are!
"I've cancelled subscriptions to other services
I used to subscribe to! "
Without a doubt the best value for the money I've found on the net!
I spend less money and get more value here then with any other online service I'm paying for.. In fact, I've cancelled all other services I've subscribed to!
IThe members only forum is my go-to resource for when I have any questions regarding Internet Marketing or technical Issues,
Thanks for providing an amazing service!
Chris Smith
From: Noah Fleming Re: Consideration for access to the Rich-Jerks.com Alliance
Dear Internet Success Seeker,
Even though we call ourselves The Rich-Jerks.com; Alliance, we really aren't bunch of jerks!! In fact, it's the total opposite.
We are actually SICK AND TIRED of being duped by so-called Marketing Gurus into buying their next "multi-million dollar product," or the next big "information product," or the "software that will change your life , only 500 copies available!" Those are the real jerks.
The ones who only seem to call on you when their bank accounts need filling.
The ones who seem to have you chasing the carrot which is always "just" around the corner.
But today, a special opportunity exists......
IF you take action before all the seats are filled....
Are you a success – oriented person who takes ACTION when they see a good opportunity?
Imagine just a few of the endless possibilities you can gain access to if accepted to The Rich-Jerks.com Elite Alliance...
The most extensive and properly organized Internet Marketing Training Center on the Internet!
The Largest and Ever Growing Collection of New Products for you to use, learn from and earn from.
250 Potential JV Partners (300 when we are full again)
Non-Ego Driven Community of Like-Minded Marketers
A Heavier Wallet
(We save you money around each turn on your path to success)
But we might be getting ahead of ourselves...
First, I should tell you why I want to do this for you and how we're going to change the way things are done on the Internet.
Failure can happen in business before the business even begins. For those that “think about things”..
There Is A
Strict Of Only 300 Members Total!
300 Member Limit
This membership has been SOLD OUT since early 2005.
4 years later, I've gathered special permission from the Members in this Alliance to extend an invitation to only 100 more new members for a total of 300 members.
After this membership totals 300, a waiting list will form. If you are unable to register, you will be placed on this waiting list in the order your registration was received.
If a current Alliance Member vacates their position, the next person on the waiting list will be given consideration.
OK, so what can I
expect every month
as a Member of the Rich-Jerks.com Alliance?
Now here's where it gets Really Good so hold on
tight!...
You will receive all new resources each and every
month, all designed to make you a professional Internet Marketer instantly.
Membership Benefit #1
Rich-Jerks Training (New Ebooks, New Reports, New Software) (Priceless)
As a member of Rich-Jerks.com you are going to get access to the newest, freshest and most powerful Internet Marketing techniques ever released. We don't work with old rehashed ideas and tools. Instead, we focus on what works RIGHT NOW and how to transform that into dollars.
So what can you expect to learn as a member of Rich-Jerks.com?
Well, we make sure we stay on top of the Internet marketing community. Meaning if someone out there is learning online you can count on it, we're discussing it, we're dissecting it and we're seeing if its hype or real.
Part of the way we can do this is we spend a lot of money to ensure our members are in middle of the purest and cutting edge techniques at ALL times.
Rich-Jerks.com isn't just a site with products and downloads.
Rather, Rich-Jerks.com is a community!
A collection of Internet Marketers just like you and I!
Except no EGO's here.
We put aside the politics, the forum policing, the propaganda! If you've got something to say, you can say it. If you've got a question, no question is too small.
Can you imagine a forum that doesnt need much if any moderation? We welcome the refugees of those "other" marketing forums with open arms.
Rich-Jerks.com is about helping you build a real Internet Business through direct and proper training without having to deal with real Jerks who only have one main interest.
We've got one of the (if not the largest) collection of new and amazing training material for all aspects of Internet Marketing.
The Rich- Jerks.com Alliance is unique in that if you find a product that you want, and the product is being sold with "Resale Rights" or "Master Resale Rights," you don't need to waste yourown money!
In our first year of business we took care of over $38,000 in Purchase Requests! In less then one year this is how many products "they" tried to sell.
We said - "If you're selling them with rights anyways, we'll buy them for you!"
Please remember we're not thieves either!
We'll only buy products which come with the proper rights for us to provide them to you.
In 2006 this resulted in $38,000 worth of purchases. In 2007 we surpassed that target... IN 2008 we went above and beyond THAT number and in 2009 we're ready to go even further!
And we've still got a few days to go :-)
Membership Benefit #3 Complete Instant Turnkey Websites and Products ($1000++ Value per Month)
This will include first and foremost, sites already designed for Pay-Per-Click programs including Private Content written and optimized for top paying keywords but also... Instant Turnkey Business Packages...
Brand spanking new products that we you can sell with Master Resale Rights, the newest eBooks, the hottest reports, the best graphics!
Each "Instant Turnkey Business" includes
1) Full Website & Sales Pages
2) Product that are "re-brandable" with your own links
3) Not rehashed junk! This is the newest and best stuff. Each month, every month.
To put it another way, you could go buy each product yourself.
No problem.
We will get the same products included in our membership.
You will spend thousands and members here will spend pennies. Tough decision?
We'll even show you where the products were purchase, the "rights" that were purchased and how much you saved....
If you want a sample of what you can expect?
Just click Members Login at the top of the screen.
Look on the left hand side, you can usually see the last 5 downloads posted.
If you want to know what these would actually cost you to buy, send me a message and I'll show you.
Membership Benefit #4
Full Website Hosting!
That's right! It is all included!
We realize that not everyone who joins The Rich-Jerks.com Alliance™ is looking to make their riches from only Programs like Google AdSense however I know many people that have 100 websites making a dollar a day or 50 websites making $10 a day!
Getting to that point is easy, however the hosting demand for such a task can be a huge cost burden!
In the The Rich-Jerks.com Elite Alliance™ I'm going to handle the burden.
As long as you remain part of our elite, you will have website hosting for all of your websites! Not just any old web shared hosting either.
I use the creme of the crop hosting services too, not cheap reseller hosting. All our hosting is provided on multiple dedicated servers from LiquidWeb. (Watch out for sites that offer hosting as a bonus but don't spend the money to invest in decent hosting)
Imagine never having to pay for hosting again?
Members love our hosting!
Did I mention the hosting is all automated?
Yup, you just submit your domain, login/password and your hosting is automatically set up! No waiting, no fuss, no messing around.
But it get's even better....
Check out Membership Benefit #9!!
Membership Benefit #5(NEW FEATURE!!!) Group Business Projects
We've started breaking members into small groups and working with them in teams to create, launch and profit from products.
Members of the groups are your peers and friends in the forum. You'll converse with them, strategically plan with them, and rock the competition with them.
Membership Benefit #6
Rich-Jerks.com Members Only Forum Converse, strategies and become an expert Internet Marketer
This is the
true secret weapon of every member
as you'll get to feed off of the combined wisdom, experience and knowledge of
successful Rich-Jerks Members actually Walking The Talk not just writing ebooks about
it.
Would you rather keep buying up every little
report and e-book claiming to tell you how to be a Wealthy Marketer.. or learn what
really works and what you need to avoid... directly from over 200 marketers
making it work 24/7, 365 days a year?!
The collective knowledge to which you are
about to gain access can give you greater financial returns that
most any university education you can pay for.
Membership Benefit #7 (Ever Expanding Section!) Third Party Resource Access!
Another secret weapon of every member is the ability to access services being offered by other websites. Through careful negotiation we've been able to open up access to a variety of services over the past year and we continuously add new services.
For example, here are just a few of the third party resources we've provided to members...
BaseCamp & Campfire (Check them out here) We provide access to members through our enterprise accounts to collaborate and complete JV's in real-time. $99 per month bonus!
LinksBro - By securing an enterprise account we're able to provide members with access and full accounts to LinksBro.com (Check out LinksBro HERE) $97 Dollar Value Bonus!
The more resources we can provide to aspiring Internet marketers, =the better you can focus on what really matters (not spending money) making it!
Membership Benefit #8 (NEW for FALL 2007) Hosting Support & SCRIPT INSTALLATION
How often has this happened! You invest in the newest and must-have software being offered by the Guru Boy's Club, only to be left with poor installation instructions and no clue what to do. You're left with a load of PHP Files, MYSQL Instructions, CGI-BIN Tweaks!
WHAT THE HECK DID I JUST SAY?
Exactly...
So to do something about that for our members I did the only thing I could think of, I hired people to do the installations for you! Yeah, no kidding! Want wordpress installed?
Want the latest script you just purchased installed?
Want wordpress installed?
No problem.
As long as you legally own the software and can provide proof you are a legal license holder, our support staff will install the software for you.
Crazy Right?
When I first told fellow marketers I was going to offer this service, they told me I had lost my mind. Needless to say, members love it.
Members no longer need to worry about the major technical details.
Did I mention we also have 24/7 Hosting Support.
If you've got a hosting issue?
Just submit a ticket and I can almost guarantee you'll have a reply within about 5 minutes...
I don't mean to brag but I timed our hosting support over MAJOR HOSTING providers and we beat them in speed and service 9 times out of 10!
Here's how we do it.
Liquidweb provided us with Managed & Amazing support which means the tickets are answered within 30 minutes.
BUT, this was too long as far as I was concerned. So I went out and hired a full-time support team.
I'm not joking, they literally respond in-between 1-5 minutes.
Membership Benefit #9 Monthly Product Review
So what happens when the next big Guru releases his or her MUST have product for $1997 bucks?
Lets face it, you've read the fancy copy and you've got your credit card on the table. It's so hard to resist sometimes.
The problem is, you've been in this situation before.
In fact, you've most likely bought these packages only to feel duped and left with poor quality information.
Of course, not all "Guru's" are created equal.
There are some products which are of AMAZING quality and you need to know what they are saying. The problem is, launches now are happening on a daily basis and there is no way we could all be expected to afford each one.
Leave it to Rich-Jerks.com again.
What we did in this case was hire Chris Smith (Read more about Chris HERE) and each month I purchase one of these BIG launches and Chris does an in-depth review and analysis for us!
This is almost better than buying the product.
Here is just a taste of the reviews Chris has posted over the past few years...
Article Dashboard - A Project Development Course (November 2007 Review)
Revisiting the Plug In Profit Site...(October 2007 Review)
Content Composer by Jason Potash...
Chris McNeeney's Project Black Mask
Affiliate Rockstar Status Secrets Revealed - The Review
Adwords 180 Exclusive Review
The Master Plan from Charles Heflin and SEO2020
Niche Marketing on Crack
Affiliate Project X - In-Depth Review
Review of Day Job Killer
Butterfly Marketing
Eben Pagan's $5000 Altitude Program 2008 Review!
Let's face it... we're all
looking for the Easy Route!
We all want the easiest and fastest way to make money
and that's the bottom line.
When you become a part of the Rich-Jerks.com family you get the nitty gritty details wrapped in bacon and handed to you on a silver platter
Now, that fact that you are still reading this means
you may have already waited too long and membership may be filled.
When we set our 300 member limit we mean it and stick
to it.
Other sites may tell you they have a limit as a selling tool
and then happily run as many members over as they can. W
e think
that's a bunch of bull and we don't do that, period.
I can't believe you haven't already reserved your spot
(it might be too late)!
So, please allow me tell you one more thing....
Even if this is your first day on the Internet, or the first time you've used a computer...you can start making an income today!
You just need to wake up and smell the beans, and stop throwing your money at eBooks, List Building Videos, Training Sessions that tell you you're going to make a million dollars in one day.
Here is why I say that...
I'm now going to give you those same e-books, videos and training programs for free with Alliance Membership.
I am the living example of my own work.
I spent money left and right and always thought making money was right around the corner.
You know the old image of the donky chasing a carrot? That's what it's like. Believe me....
OK, I get the point! How Much?
How Much Will All These Benefits Cost Me?
Good question...
Way less than you think...
Take a look what current Members are saying about their experience...
At this point you must be thinking, "This is great, this is amazing but I have already spent a lot of money.”
“So how much is a membership to The Rich-Jerks.com Elite Alliance™ gonna cost?"
Here's the deal...
I can't stress enough that the value you will be getting if you are accepted for Membership will be FAR beyond what anyone could afford on their own while keeping their sanity.
Most sales copy would take this opportunity to explain that before getting to the price, you need to realize all these bonuses I'm going to throw in..blah..blah...blah...etc...etc...etc..
They will inflate the value of these bonuses!
This program is worth $3000, this software is worth $6000! blah...blah...blah...blah!
I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT.
The
financial investment I've been putting into this program on a monthly
basis is much larger than than I ever really could of imagined.
My
wife thinks I'm nuts, but what the heck...
I
would be practically giving this Membership and all of it's value to
you for $97.00 a month...
But remember earlier in this letter when I said we are
SICK AND TIRED OF BEING DUPED...
If you join in time to fill one of the approved
remaining 100 spots...
And your membership is accepted...
You can join today for only $29.97 per month!
Consider this for a second.
After one year you will only have spent around $564 bucks for about $100,000 worth of products and material.
I am sure you would agree that such a small investment made over a year is going to repay itself about 100 TIMES OVER.
Don't believe me?
Spend the next year and keep buying all the products the "big names" shove down your throat. Keep a running tab of how much you've spent. Come back and see me next year (to join the waiting list)....
So think about it for a second. OK good.. Thought about it?
Now here are your options.
OPTION #1:
Keep doing what you're doing and get nowhere.
OPTION #2:
Spend less then a cup of coffee a day for what
would cost you thousands to do on your own. Join an Alliance and community of 200 (going to be 300)
elite people like you with the same goals in mind and make those
goals a true reality. Embrace the community, make some friends,
accomplish some goals... and lastly my favorite point...
CHANGE
YOUR LIFE FOREVER STARTING RIGHT NOW!
It's simple.....and it's too cheap.
But,
we're willing to keep the price locked at $29.97
per month, for good.
Will
you be one of the fortunate 100 people to start their online
businesses
off the right way?
